This Morning In The Kitchen

Parker: "Mommy, did you know that Brian didn't get any toys at all for Christmas? He only got three movies and a t-shirt?"

Me: "Who's Brian, are you talking about the little boy at church named Brian?"

Parker: "No, I'm talking about the Brian upstairs."

Me: "Do you mean Daddy? Why did you call him Brian?"

Parker: "Because I know his name."

I guess that explains it.