Wednesday, April 4, 2012

I Won't Quit My Day Job Just Yet

My Dove dark chocolate tonight said the following:

"Be the first to hit the dance floor."

I have a feeling those chocolatiers haven't ever seen me in Zumba.

I've been thinking of some other inspirational sayings I'd like to find in my dark chocolate wrappers.  Here they are in no particular order:

1. Drink more Pepsi.
2. You look super hot in your minivan.
3. Have you lost weight?
4. Your hair looks fabulous ~ it's definitely not thin and flat.
5. Spend more time on Pinterest.
6. Stop wasting time cleaning, hire a maid.
7. Nyquil addiction is healthy and normal.
8. Watching House Hunters makes you smarter.
9. You are totally rockin' that half eyebrow.
10. Italian Village pizza lowers cholesterol and blood pressure.  Oh, and it's fat free too!

I think I might just have a second career on my hands writing for Dove.  If fact Dove, have your people call my people. 

So what would you like to read on your wrapper?

1 comment:

Staci said...

Love this! I think you should totally apply for work with the Dove Company. Your way of thinking would be an improvement!