Well, based on the fact that I'm sitting here in my favorite Friday's Falcons t-shirt and pajama shorts that don't even come close to matching, I guess I didn't win. In fact, I know I didn't win. Nobody came knocking on my door to ambush me this evening with a car, $500,000 check, and/or keys to a house on Kiawah Island. I looked it up, and some lady named Carole won. In Columbia, Tennessee!!! Right down the road! I need to make sure you understand. There were 77 million entries. And Carole from Columbia won. So close to me! I feel like there was possibly a mix-up somewhere along the way, and I am the true winner. However, I'm going to let it go. Maybe Carole needs that house. I have a perfectly fine house. Maybe Carole needs that car. I have two perfectly fine cars. Maybe Carole needs that $500,000. I have.......ummmm no, I don't have $500,000. But maybe she needs it more than me. So I'm happy for Carole.
I don't think the world was quite ready for Bertha anyway.
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